Life race

A subtle and possibly unspoken life milestone competition between a group of friends or peers. Competition milestones may include but are not limited to: engagement, marriage, Home purchase (size, price, location), first child, second child, best job title, most money made, and largest penis.

Wow, check out Kevin’s 4 bed 4 bath mansion in Bronxville. He’s definitely leading in life race.

I was working on Dave’s taxes last month. His W-2s put him in the high income bracket in life race. However, I’ve been in the locker room with Dave and his income is offset by his below average size junk

by cyril o'reilly May 7, 2018

Nut Racing

A game were more than 2 people Stand around a Device playing a type of pornograhy (Normal Porn, Hentai, Cartoon Porn etc.) and try to nut the fastest. The Person who nuts the fastest gets to clean up their mess, The loser(s) don’t!

Hey guys You down for some Nut Racing?

by ToastyPancakes May 5, 2018

pidgeon race

A phrase often used in Bulgaria ment to imply a gay orgy in a public works office.

Ivan has informed me that segej will be having a "pidgeon race" in his sanitation building office.

by Frizz16 January 11, 2017

Slug racing

When you wipe/run your sweaty n*ts on someone’s face and leave a wet trail mark

Bro i slug raced on her and it looked like she just ran a 400 meter dash. “Slug racing?”

by NutSocketRocket January 24, 2020

race beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized racial identity (e.g. BIPoC), in order to credibly discuss race issues as a white person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (see queer beard).

That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about racy topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a race beard...

by secretuser420 April 2, 2020

Race off

go quickly or depending on context, been sexy

Do you race off as soon as class is over ?

by leninlee March 18, 2020

chat race

When one person in an online chat starts to say something before they realize that the other person is typing. This results in one or both people either stopping their typing or racing to finish typing before the other person.

I wanted to break up with John, but I lost the chat race and had to agree to a date.

I chat raced Jane to correct her spelling before she did.

by ProspektsMarch December 11, 2011