taco patty

A gnarly shit, brought on by the consumption of Taco Bell or other substandard Mexican food.

It resembles a cow patty made from grpund beef, beans, and diarrhea.

A taco patty is often spicy, and leaves the victim scrambling to wipe as quickly as possible.

A) Sorry to leave so soon, but I'm going to spatter a taco patty!

B) The $5 Value Box from Taco Bell had Juanita ready to drop a taco patty before she'd even finished her lunch.

by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017

pocket patter

someone who always wants to see what you got.

I said i have no change, stop being a pocket patter

by The Feelgoods January 8, 2018

plebby patties

Plebby patties are flat ass cheeks

Ew look at keelies plebby patties

by My Jewish fagoat May 10, 2018

Phlatty patty

Phlatty patty is a word you would use if you were talking about a girl named Aoife

Hey look at Phlatty patty over there!

by phlaty patty May 11, 2019

Mrs Patterson

It’s just Mrs Patterson, do I really need to explain!

Mrs Patterson:You look like my grandad *dabs*

by Peter-File101 October 8, 2019

Coral Patton

Coral. Coral is male. Coral, a man chockablock with sexual tendencies. A beautiful man is He. As beautiful as He is, He is also treacherous. F'r this sir shall stealeth thy distaff and coequal thy male through showing thee his masturbation technique as you stare into his Third Eye and Nipple. In order to put down a Coral thou must rip the third nipple so the process remains unfinished. Then you can enjoy Coral Patton with no fear. You may also freely enjoy all 63 of his genitalia. He is never flaccid.

“Fucking got Coral Patton’d, he kinda took my soul and I’m in love with all 63 of his genitalia.”

“Dear lord, spawn a Coral Patton near me. No one is able to satisfy me any longer in bed. I’m a man by the way.”

by SidanthisStraightBitches November 14, 2019

Dabby Patty

The process in which THC concentrate is smoked between layers of marijuana

i’m gonna pack a fat dabby patty

by who else high as fuck rn May 3, 2020