Organizing Avoider

One who uses organizational tasks as an excuse for not hanging out with in-laws and friends.

Is your wife coming to the beach for Labor Day? No. She just came back from container store, so she’ll be working on arranging and sorting every item in our house this weekend. She’s an organizing avoider.

by Aceholes Live! September 2, 2022

Organic wank

An organic wank is one that you have without the assistance of pornography. Pretty uncommon in the modern era, it might involve waking up with wood, and having a lazy tug only *imagining* Mia Khalifa rather than watching her online.

"Nah bro, I'm doing No Porn November. Only organic wanking for me."

by Heterococks November 7, 2022

Harvest your friend's organs

Harvest your friend friend's organs day. You could do this without their permission. This day is on 24th December, so you could give your friend's organs to their family if you want!

Person A: Let me have your organs.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it's harvest your friend's organs day.
Person B: Fair.

by Fortnite babby pass November 17, 2022

fast organisms gc

a group of the few fastest organisms 🥰

wow dude look the fast organisms gc! they sure were the fastest organisms!

by Jadenathan September 26, 2022

Morgan the organ

a organ

i lost my Morgan the organ

by Jetstream Sans October 11, 2022

Organ Obliterator

A penis so big that it could destroy your organs, or just extremely big. Most common in furry culture because of how freaky they are.

Person 1: Have you heard of Person 3's cock?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard it was an organ obliterator by Person 4.

by InsomniaGameing October 12, 2022

happy organ

Nickname for the penis, especially when erect

Michael whipped out his happy organ

by EvanKnish October 14, 2022