Noun: A place of safety or refuge from social outcast, embarrassment, and ridicule constructed via cushion, fabric, and puffs; an inlet of refuge from post-intoxication induced stupidity and promiscuity; the vessel in which one watches horror films, psychological thrillers, or consumes the Domino's pizza (occasionally by the grace of sirmarmasir, all 3 at a time).
"Yo gypsy, you think you're in couch safety right now? You're not - get back to the frialator and don't be stealing no McNuggets!"
"Judy enveloped herself in the swaft of couch safety and began her on-demand rental of 'The Ruins'...'Ah' she thought to herself, 'what a perfect Sunday afternoon'."
"Judy enveloped herself in the swaft of couch safety and began her on-demand rental of 'The Ruins'...'Ah' she thought to herself, 'what a perfect Sunday afternoon'."
by SirMarmASir October 10, 2012
Get the couch safetymug. Jimmy flew in from college and was staying at his parent's house. The fact that he folded his blankets and put on a pot of coffee in the morning showed great "couch awareness" on his part.
or,
Jenny kicked Tom out of bed and his couch awareness made it hard for him to get some sleep.
and
Johnny passed out again while playing Halo, but thanks to his keen "couch awareness" he was able to get up and perform an EMRT (early morning rack transfer).
or,
Jenny kicked Tom out of bed and his couch awareness made it hard for him to get some sleep.
and
Johnny passed out again while playing Halo, but thanks to his keen "couch awareness" he was able to get up and perform an EMRT (early morning rack transfer).
by Blue Tipton January 3, 2009
Get the Couch Awarenessmug. n. -
1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.
2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.
1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.
2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.
"I knew I wasn't going to be able to make it into my bed last night. Good thing I invested in this drunk couch."
"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."
"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."
by paul-e-d October 17, 2012
Get the drunk couchmug. When you're faded on the couch listening to good music and feeling the groove. Enduced as forthward motion of hands in sync with the rhythym.
by GtownuelPh January 8, 2012
Get the couch rappingmug. A couch queen is a person who typically lays rather motionless during sex. See also Starfish. It normally makes for a rather underwhelming sexual experience. But it can be very arousing and stimulating if someone has a particular fetish for this, or for example if they are dominating.
I really was looking forward to having a good time with this person, but they turned out to be such a disappointment, they were a couch queen.
by Xantipe September 1, 2020
Get the couch queenmug. by XFUZZ May 28, 2021
Get the Couch tunamug. The theatre couch is a term describing the piece of furniture in a theatre's green room, of which many members of said theatre has had intercourse on.
Did you see Jimmy and Kate on the theatre couch?
Don't sit on the theatre couch unless you like unplanned pregnancies.
Don't sit on the theatre couch unless you like unplanned pregnancies.
by Skyebedicting November 20, 2022
Get the Theatre Couchmug.