The sexiest man in the milky way, a man that you'll Wanna have cumming your way, a man you'll want to cumm on your face.
Dan bunn is hott
by Asiccgaming December 07, 2018
Dan Campbell is who Jesus Christ wishes he could be.
by Evan Lang December 22, 2021
A god that is far above Jesus, worshiped by Ben, Ed the pedo, Malachi, Noah, Max, Beau and Arthur
Hes Fucking Retarded
Hes Fucking Retarded
Downie Dan is a very retarded spesimin
by Downie Dan May 22, 2019
Knows lots of tricks like hiding on command instead of fighting for Alaskans, staying silent even when Donald Trump has been a bad boy, and rolling over instead of thinking independently.
by AXKZ October 29, 2020
The cutest couple ever they are goals they trust each other with everything and love each other till death they take care of each other and never fail each other
by Xxxlovers March 27, 2018
Legend; the man who can talk sh*t about anybody and always have a great comeback
Invented the term " Choking the rat"
Invented the term " Choking the rat"
by Doofrey_12 October 02, 2018
Character from the show Dan VS. He seems to be a center of bad luck almost everywhere he goes. But does he let it get to him?
...Yes. Yes he does, often with crazy results due to him overreacting. I mean, it's kind of obvious, because the dude wears a shirt that says JERK on the front.
His only two friends are Chris, a man who is 1/16th Canadian and an AMAZING cook, and Elise, Chris's wife and a secret agent with access to an UNBELIEVABLE amount of deadly weaponry.
A short list of his actions and the offending object that led to it (if available):
Destroyed Canada through the use of an iceberg (Overly Sticky Maple Syrup)
Stole explosives, blew up a used car dealership, AND dropped a vertigo-inducing chemical weapon over a city (Traffic)
Assault and battery of a telemarketer (SHOULD BE OBVIOUS)
Caused disruptive action in a courtroom (Jury Duty)
Wedding Crasher (Ex-Girlfriend (DON'T ASK ME HOW HE GOT ONE))
Assaulting a group of balloonists with an alien spaceship (Car crash)
Blew up an animal shelter (Interrupted sleep)
Somehow taking control of the U.S. Nuclear weapons system.
(TO BE UPDATED)
...Yes. Yes he does, often with crazy results due to him overreacting. I mean, it's kind of obvious, because the dude wears a shirt that says JERK on the front.
His only two friends are Chris, a man who is 1/16th Canadian and an AMAZING cook, and Elise, Chris's wife and a secret agent with access to an UNBELIEVABLE amount of deadly weaponry.
A short list of his actions and the offending object that led to it (if available):
Destroyed Canada through the use of an iceberg (Overly Sticky Maple Syrup)
Stole explosives, blew up a used car dealership, AND dropped a vertigo-inducing chemical weapon over a city (Traffic)
Assault and battery of a telemarketer (SHOULD BE OBVIOUS)
Caused disruptive action in a courtroom (Jury Duty)
Wedding Crasher (Ex-Girlfriend (DON'T ASK ME HOW HE GOT ONE))
Assaulting a group of balloonists with an alien spaceship (Car crash)
Blew up an animal shelter (Interrupted sleep)
Somehow taking control of the U.S. Nuclear weapons system.
(TO BE UPDATED)
by Anhilliator1 December 17, 2017