Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.

"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."

by ryzander June 4, 2012

safe safe 2

Commonly used in the ipswich area, means 'that's fine i'll be there at two o'clock'

You bruda Safe Safe 2

by eewfefef November 30, 2006

Safe farm

A farm that’s safe.

Like a good neighbor, safe farm is there.

by Sophie88 October 14, 2022

dirty safe

Performing homosexual anal intercorse with one who's safe word is "pharaoh".

That dirty safe last really did me in!

by Yo mom's cat has diabetes May 14, 2021

kid safe

things people use when they want kids and everyone else to watch there not family friendly vids

Epicman:KID SAFE
ME:not trusting that

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer August 1, 2021

safe

term used by canyon

1. Me: OMG WIG OMGBSJDHS
Canyon: safe

2. Me: Hey skinny
Canyon: safe

3. Me: where tf are his stories
Canyon: safe

by zachary_.frantzich💜💛 August 22, 2018

safe gift

A 'Safe Gift' is a present an Ex or secret lover has given you that has no connection with romance or love so that your current squeeze will not know who gave it to you.

I've got you a safe gift so lawrence won't know who got it for you, hope you enjoy x

by BRUCEFC April 21, 2018