mitt job

performing a hand job whilst wearing an oven mitt

Last night she gave me the best mitt job!

by Newport Joe August 6, 2008

Suck job

Getting your lips around somebody's shaft and giving it a good old suck until they cream on your tonsils

I'd give those lads Harvey and Cam a suck job anyday. I've heard that girl Becky is good at giving suck jobs

by Helentaylor March 10, 2015

coke job

When a guy takes a coa coala bottle smashes it over a girls head and makes her snort coccaine off his dick.

Jon: Dude how was your night last night?
Alec: It was awesome I bought a 2 liter of coke then I gave Tiffany a coke job.

by Billy Mccringleberry September 19, 2013

Toad Job

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
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Getting so drunk don't care you will probably get head from a girl over 225 pounds.

Kyle- Bro, Jake got a toad job last night!!

Joe- No sir! That's not cool!

by TheBestMane October 23, 2009

brat job

Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while recieving a blow job.

Man, I got a great brat job last night. The girl was great and I sure do love bratwurst.

by Grade August 28, 2007

hair job

the best thing ever thought of by a human being.

She wrapped her very long, soft, sensuous hair around my cock and stroked me until I went straight to heaven.

by john May 13, 2005

Smoke Job

when a chick smokes and gives you a blow job at the same time. the hot smoke feels wikked.

my girl gave me a smoke job last night.

by cruzie February 5, 2010