@stan.neon

She’s the best, funniest, outgoing bestie you could ever have, you'll never find anyone like her on this earth <3

Did you know that she is the smartest, funniest, and sweetest person ever? Well now you do! Go follow her tiktok @stan.neon <33

by S0ULEV4NSS March 28, 2021

The Neon Dragon

A twitch streamer which refers to a Tapir as a "Penis Nose Man" he is almost at 400 followers.

"Did you hear about The Neon Dragon?"
"Yeah I heard his favorite animal is a Penis Nose Man"

by Mj_Nerd July 2, 2021

Post-neonatal drip

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.

Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!

by Bong Juice May 15, 2023

Melon Nelon

a brainrot word from tiktok

Person A: tells funny joke

Person B: "Get a load of this melon nelon"

by MonkeyNuggets🐒 December 3, 2024

《¤》Neon《¤》neon《¤》Neon《¤》

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😱:《¤》Neon《¤》neon《¤》Neon《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

pull a neon nights

When college students (usually freshmen), unbeknownst to them, have strep throat and/or are deeply sick and say they are still going to go to a fraternity party under the condition that they aren't going to drink, or, if they do, they'll "just have one shot," but end up getting completely muffed up and having sex with a frat boy and getting an omelet made for them in the morning by said frat boy.

"I'm really sick but I'll still go out with you!!"
"You finna pull a neon nights?"

by UCNEWPS June 29, 2017

Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friend

If someone were to say they had an "Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friend" it would mean that the two were beyond friends, even beyond best friends. It would mean that these to people like each other. In other words, these people are sus. Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends are typically of the same gender and usually two boys. However, they could be two people of another gender as well.

Guy #1: "Man, Zach and Jesus used to be Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, I don't know what happened."
Guy #2: "Yeah bro, I don't know. But, Krystoff and Avery are Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, Just a little less recently."

by Some Weird Random Dude December 21, 2021