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Nelson

A fine sexy guy from mabank tx that loves everyone and will have a big impression on everyone great guy
I wish I had a nelson like Nikki does
by anonymous March 21, 2022
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Nelson

Probably only good in one thing; poetry and that is his whole personality. He kinda forgets that the whole world revolves around him. It's hard to choose whether to lable him as a decent, nice guy or a huge asshole.
"Oh my God! Is that a stab wound?! That looks serious, do you need help?"
"Nah. It's just Nelson being Nelson."
"Okay... So that's a no?"
by whataloadofhooey:smirk: July 28, 2021
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Nelson

The most amazing man God has created . He's the most caring , sweet , kind and lovable person . He is a family oriented , goal oriented and adorable person.
Iloveyou love ❤️ (Nelson)
ーhi mahal
by MikaSalabat August 15, 2021
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Nelson, New Zealand

Small city in the Tasman region if New Zealand at the top of the South Island. Known for some of the sunniest weather in the country, and the Sealord headquarters and not much else.

Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.

Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.
Alana: "I'm moving to Nelson, New Zealand with my son next month. Time for a change"
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.
by KeisterShaker007 December 18, 2023
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The simpsons nelson is a bitch

Damn, the simpsons nelson is a bitch, yeah, nelson is a bitch.
by Tsniab August 2, 2022
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Dainty Nelson

A man with dainty hands, but who otherwise acts as if his hands are superior to others.
That Dainty Nelson shouldn't be commenting on my small hands.
by Bitter Jenn October 20, 2009
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Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.
Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.
by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023
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