Nelsonism

Practicing the religion of the Nelson god.

Person 1: Why are you naked here?
Person 2: First amendment, it’s my religion, nelsonism.

by worshipthenelson March 8, 2022

wet nelson

when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.

he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Nelson

A fine sexy guy from mabank tx that loves everyone and will have a big impression on everyone great guy

I wish I had a nelson

by anonymous March 21, 2022

Nelson

A fine sexy guy from mabank tx that loves everyone and will have a big impression on everyone great guy

I wish I had a nelson like Nikki does

by anonymous March 21, 2022

Nelson

A fine sexy guy from mabank tx that loves everyone and will have a big impression on everyone great guy

I wish I had a nelson like Nikki does

by anonymous March 21, 2022

nelson crow

a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis

caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?

Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!

by nelsons juice January 27, 2022

egg nelson

a great name for a stick insect

Egg nelson has a baby! She is called bacon nelson!

by don't judge me for pet names September 12, 2021