Flap nap

When a person preforms cunnilingus on a woman and falls asleep halfway through, without the knowlege of the woman. The resulting snores against the vulva and labia (both mayora and minora) create a flaping action that proves to be more pleasurable for the woman than the actual intended act of cunnilingus. Unbeknownst to the woman, her partner is asleep and isn't even trying.

Woman#1: Paul is such a slob, he fell a sleep while eating me out.
Woman2: Did he atleast take a flap nap?

by Capitan Rastrero April 14, 2016

Procrasto-nap

A procrasto-nap is a mid-day snooze when there are many other things you know you should be doing. The best procrasto-naps are done while it's rainy and cold.

I should be doing my homework but I'm going to take a procrasto-nap instead.

by Brookie Bombshell November 6, 2012

Yap Nap

To induce in a small period of time in 'resting'. When one is Yap Nap'ing, he/she is not sleeping/napping, but 'resting' whilst at the same time keeping track of their surroundings, even though their eyes are closed.

Yap Nap originates from a member highly regarded in the Yap Nap'ing community. This member is not to be named.

What are you doing Alvin?
I'm Yap Nap'ing

by suspicious.eshayz December 17, 2011

guerrilla nap

1) A nap that occurs unexpectedly and without warning

I got home from work today and was overtaken by a guerrilla nap though I was supposed to be meeting my friends

by MadScribe August 29, 2011

take a nap

To "hook up"; to "sleep with" someone. Intercourse.
Originated in Dallas, TX after the millenium, but before that song "I'ma put you to bed" came out.

"I took naps all weekend with this girl I met Friday!"

"I'm about to take a nap"

"I'd like to take a nap"

by DreamGyrl360 September 25, 2007

Granny Nap

An extremely long nap.

Person 1 *wakes up*: Holy crap, I fell asleep.
Person 2: Yeah you fucking did. You've been asleep for 3 hours.
Person 1: Power nap.
Person 2: Mate, that was a granny nap.

by AmyVHS October 17, 2008

micro nap

noun: falling asleep for no more than a few minutes at a time. usually taking place while in a seated position en route to a destination in a foreign country, it most notably occurs on tour buses of capital cities. a dream state isn't reached, but it's re-energizing ability is almost equivalent to a shot of espresso. the most common cause is due to jet-lag; no severe side effects; treatment is extended time spent in said foreign country

*on the bus*
"uncle, wake up! we're almost at our stop!"
"huh? oh! I'm awake!"
"are you still tired?"
"nope! took my micro nap! I'm good!"

by champs_elysees August 22, 2011