A fan of the podcast Moist Definitely. Someone who truly enjoys conversations between three curlies.
"Have you listened to the new episode of Moist Definitely yet? No? What kinda Moist Towelette are you?"
by donncharedbeard December 19, 2018
A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.
#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
by Cytosematic January 20, 2018
by OpticalPrime October 01, 2021
by DankLordNord December 18, 2016
A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020
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by 69disan69dat April 04, 2021
After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.
by Golf 3 November 04, 2022