Fuckshit Mission

It's a mission to acquire drugs.

Your friend picks you up bumping 2 Chainz and says "I just got to make one quick stop" and then you drive around aimlessly for approximately 24-72 hours, making multiple stops but never end up at the plugs. Then they drop you off at your house with no drugs and all you wanna do is sleep for 3 days.

Trever: "I just got to make one quick stop"
Josh: "dude I'm really not in the mood for a Fuckshit Mission"
Trever: "no it'll be quick I promise"

Delaney: " who could we call for a ride to the plugs house? "

Cody: "definitely not Maddi, she'll take us on a Fuckshit Mission"

by Lux1999 March 16, 2022

Shawnee Mission West

A school located in Overland Park KS in the shawnee mission school district, they're the Vikings even though there are no people from Minnesota in that bitch. They say that the school itself is great but really its full of stoner, wanna be stoners and is the teenage pregnancy capital of the Midwest. The sports teams are abysmal and any football team made up of just punters could beat their football team. And they stole their logo straight from the NFL franchise Minnesota Vikings. And the only thing they got going for them is that Paul Rudd went their for highschool

Johnny Appleseed: yo wanna go to the football game at Shawnee Mission West?

Steve: Fuck no that place has got all sorts of STD's and their football team is shit

by 1Rammstein! July 1, 2022

Power-Missionary

When a more personally dominant sexual partner, that enjoys being in submissive positions, is overtaken by sexual fervor that they dictate the rhythm of sexual activities from the bottom missionary position.

She was built to fuck and carry babies. I was on top ging her the pipe when all of a sudden she went power-missionary and dictated the motion of the ocean.

by Geeshiv May 13, 2023

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023

national missionary day

The day you do only missionary.

Today is National Missionary day, let’s go do missionary!!

by missionaryqueen June 8, 2023

Jumming mission

A person whose mission is it to jumm, jumming is the act of stroking ones ding dong

Joe biden: jumming mission

by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023

Impossible mission

A San Jose type of activity that involves 2 or more bored af individuals that have absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go but decide to walk or drive hella miles round-trip for no particular reason at all, but thinking, Hell with it, maybe something could pop off.

Every time people end up in jail it's always because of some impossible mission people get sent on where people want to pretend to be chasing them.

by Adub408 July 13, 2023