Hungarian spazzing goon method

The Hungarian spazzing goon method is done by going to the famous aquarium in Budapest named Tropicarium and getting in the walk-through tunnel at the shark tank and then boof a weed pen or cart until its hit like an egg blinker. If done correctly the Hungarian spazzing goon method should give an unique high and will periodically make you ejaculate.

Jimmy was the winner of 2024's national championship of the Hungarian spazzing goon method.

by YVLdoja January 6, 2025

The Sunday Method

doing a huge assignment or all your work on the last day before the due date.

Hey, are you done the assignment?

No, I'm going to do the Sunday method.

by bruddapilot April 14, 2025

Whip Out Method

More reliable than the Pull Out Method at preventing pregnancy.

When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.

Bro, I kept knocking up like every chick I met until I started using the whip out method & now I've found inner peace.

by SeattleSteveO May 18, 2022

Pull-in method

To insert penis into vagina upon ejaculation (from masturbation or fellacio). Usually done for physical satisfaction from the sensation or to enhance chances of pregnancy.

My wife’s vagina is sore and not trying to have sex, so I used the pull-in method since we are trying to have kids!

by anonymous November 15, 2023

Dj Method

It is a way of masturbating. It means to rub your possy like a Dj rubs his CD's.

Emma: I used the DJ Method last night and it felt amazing
Peter: Ayo wth??

by Youdkmeeee February 1, 2025

flowy short method

when one wears flowy shorts for easy access of said hole during intercourse.

“We can’t have intercourse what if my parents come in it’s too risky”
“It’s fine just wear flowy shorts…we can use the flowy short method”
“What’s the flowy short method?”

“I just YANK the short to the side! Easy peasy!”

by Glitter Squirt Queen April 18, 2024

The Soccer Method

The Soccer Method refers to any extreme measures taken to "wake up" a large group of people to let them know about the current situation of their country, city, and area of residence.

The government used the soccer method on the people of south korea, and now they are one of the most hardworking countries.

by DarkMaster01 January 20, 2024