The Yarus Method

A rule for negotiating base salary for employment.

When provided a range for a given job offer. 1)Subtract the maximum from the minimum to get the range. range
2) Count the percentage of the job detail bullet points you are proficient in. proficiency rate
3) Ask = min of range + (proficiency rate*range)

Sria was proficient in everything in her job requirement and the range was $300,000 - $400,000. Using the Yarus method she decided to ask for $400,000.

Her employer was so impressed they upped her to 500,000.

by SriniFanMan October 2, 2025

Ice Method

Using an ice cube when eating your girl out; making it wetter, fun, and she won’t be leaving you after it.

Dude I used the ice method and she can’t leave me alone.

by Carpet_Muncher3000 February 24, 2025

Friction-Method

A method of ejaculating which involves a rapid movement of the pelvis up and down across a surface, usually a mattress, in underpants. This is also typically done while watching arousing content. The friction usually results in ejaculation.

Rico - Honestly I find the friction-method the easiest cause I have slow hands but a fast crotch.
Brock - Imagine your only method of busting one is becoming a human swing set you moron.
Rico - Don’t deny it till you try it g.

by Odyeon June 4, 2024

Baturian Method

Act of inserting an object into your arse when you are unsure about what to do with it.

"I can't fit into these shoes anymore."

"Well, you can always use the Baturian Method. "

by Hastwyk November 20, 2016

The Method

When riding an amusement park drop tower and your penis tickles on the way down

"The Method"

by Chalk Boy December 31, 2022

The McClair Method

When a person is either ill, hurt, upset etc, replying with any or all of the following is considered "The McClair Method"
-Take a really hot shower or a really cold one.
-Go get yourself a hot beverage.
-Get out of the house and go for a walk.
-I'll get you a hot blankie and a movie.

These statements are said mainly for helping the other person to feel in tip top condition.

Bob: my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I had a micro-penis.
Molly: you should have a nice hot beverage.
Bob: I shall do that, thank you.

This is an example of The McClair method.

by Angry dragon May 22, 2016

The Method

Using a Discord Server to order uber eats food for cheap

College students lifeline

"Yo I'm feeling Taco Bell"
"hold on, use the method it's 20 off 20 rn"

by jaydefinesbrainrot September 8, 2025