Jordan Makenzie Yocum

Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.

Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.

Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum

by Little mouse September 5, 2016

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hershey makeout sesh

When you eat far too many Hershey's Kisses in a single sitting.

Jim: You don't look so good.
Dave: Yeah man. I bought a bunch of chocolate and had a hershey makeout sesh last night. My stomach is killing me

by DWBB May 23, 2018

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chocolate makeover

When you smear poop on someone's eyelids, cheeks, and lips, so it looks like they're wearing chocolate colored makeup.

Aw man, Megus passed out last night after drinking too much and Razzle gave him a chocolate makeover.

There's nothing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with a full-face chocolate makeover.

by Shidface July 28, 2019

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