vast left-wing conspiracy

it doesn't exist. Just a stupid bastard trying to pretend he knows something about politics, as we have seen in such places as the state of the union address.

Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.
-- Dubya's comment to FEMA Director Michael Brown, who presided over what was arguably the worst ever performance by FEMA in an emergency situation, Mobile, Alabama, Sep. 2, 2005 further illustrating the lack of left-wing influence in politics, much less a 'vast left-wing conspiracy'.

by Constantine Vidal September 26, 2005

left hand mousing

the act of masturbating while using the computer.
i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.

bob: "hey man, are we going drinking tonight?"
bill: "naw man, i have a left hand mousing date with CSL0938 from adultfriendfinder."

by Trent Schoneweis August 22, 2007

lefou

Character from Disney's Beauty and the Beast, the sidekick of Gaston. He spends most of the time praising Gaston in an exaggerated way. Additionally, he seems to have extremely bad luck, as when someone (most of the time Gaston) tries to oppose him in any way, he never wins.

Lefou: No one's slick like Gaston, no one's quick like Gaston...

Lefou: What happened?
Gaston: Out of my way! *pushes lefou, who lands in a pool of rainwater*

by Mr Dark April 28, 2008

leftist royalist

A Communist Anglophile who is ashamed of calling himself a Communist to the point of creating a non-existent political ideology to mask his Communist tendencies

Guy 1: "Hey man you're such a Communist"
Guy 2: "Please don't call me that! I'm a leftist royalist!"

by nicmas July 14, 2015

turkish leftovers

the most extreme degree of sloppy seconds but taking place long after the sexual acts have concluded. (like at least the next day)

whoever fucks missy is going to get E.J.'s turkish leftovers.

by STD free (so far) December 18, 2008

alt left pipeline

A mystical youtube rabbit hole that leads young men into a downward spiral of radical beliefs.

My cousin Johnny went down the alt left pipeline and now he is a meninist

by BUNDOfrundo December 25, 2021

lick my leftovers

The act of wearing underwear made of Saran Wrap at least 1 day without showering and possible extensive heat buildup from any physical activity such as exercising or physical labor. On the following night, have your partner open up the wrap as if opening up tasty leftovers and continue to engage in oral sex.

Are you gonna lick my leftovers or what? I've been warming them up all day.

by Doops337 September 20, 2015