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Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology
When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.
by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025
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Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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when your dad has too many stellas and starts getting a bit keen
by cheeky mars October 1, 2016
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