Kirked

To get suddenly and permanently retired from life via firearm, usually without any prior heads-up, dramatic music, or chance to dramatically clutch your chest and deliver a final one-liner.

Dude walked out the store, got kirked mid-text message. Bro never even hit send.

by Clit_gobler January 7, 2026

Kirked

Murked

He messed with a gang and ended up getting Kirked.

by Open Brain Research January 7, 2026

Kirk

Is a synonym for the word neck

She was giving my bro Kirk

by Mayhugh7381 January 7, 2026

Kirked

Adjective/ adj: When political figures are attacked for internal political agendas.

Charlie Kirk got kirked.

by Kirkalyzer January 7, 2026

Kirking

Verb
When someone with a penis has intercourse with the hole in an ex-smokers neck.

Guy 1: "This old lady I did last night was into me kirking her smoking hole in her neck."
Guy 2: "What?"

by Dazey103 January 10, 2026

Kirk off

A mean version of buzz off relating to star trek

(When a bird is anoying)
“Kirk off” Crow!

by The_horlzon May 17, 2025

Kirked

this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap

Mmh you’ve kirked

by unknown SIC December 4, 2023