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Keyboard Spam

A keyboard spam is when someone smashes random letters on a keyboard (whether it be via mobile, desktop, or otherwise) in an attempt to express themselves. Keyboard spams can be accompanied by coherent words, or left alone.

Someone could keyboard spam for a number of reasons. I, personally, keyboard spam the most when one of my friends says something that makes my brain go "aldhakegievs." But you could also spam out of frustration, excitement, embarrassment, or just pure boredom.

Keyboard spams are mostly seen in online conversations.
Person 1: "Thanks darling. Anytime. :)"
Person 2: "ksvekwhekhsjz WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME"
Person 1: "I called you darling. No need to keyboard spam."

Person 1: "I'm bored."
Person 2: "ofjdkshdk"
by bug boy June 21, 2022
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Keyboard magic

Being fake online.
I didn't know what to say, so I used a little keyboard magic.
by 096_blair01 June 29, 2022
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keyboard warrior

1. a person who has managed to get to the 700 pound limit while spending all their time on the computer, these people are usually seen taking their anger out on random people because their mother constantly yells at them to get a life

2. a person who claims to be a "keyboard warrior" which to them means they are good at insults and comebacks while simultaneously losing every single argument they are in
person 1: did you see (name) on discord yesterday? he kept claiming to be a keyboard warrior and then when he was insulted he blocked the person who insulted him
person 2: they are on a 9 day streak then
by im scared of ohio August 30, 2022
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keyboard cowboy

Someone that goes FUCKING CrAzY behind a Twitter post or email or text but is totally harmless and rather sweet in real life.
The keyboard Cowboy walks in and says

“I need to see you immediately”. Walks into the room…. “Hi! How are things?!”
by silviasm September 2, 2022
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Keyboard Fingering

Smashing your keyboard so fast that your friends start to say you're fingering your keyboard
"Damn baby what those hands do?"
"Keyboard fingering."
by Uncultured Saiku September 12, 2022
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Keyboard

Used to define discord mod dating “kitten” people. Or people who are severely desperate and like to edate
I heard Micheal is dating that girl 2,000 miles away.”
“So he’s a Keyboard?”
by YunjinLee September 12, 2022
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keyboard kisser

Someone who is confident talking shit or spitting game explicitly online but never in person. They are given courage from the protection of their computer screen, but are quiet IRL.
Jared is always talking shit on discord but never has anything to say when I see him in person. He’s such a keyboard kisser.
by NotUrMomma November 7, 2022
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