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by Kelpdrank February 10, 2013
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Person 1: Yo, what was that one amazing thing that was so cool that everyone needs to know about it.
Person 2: Keldon Cook?
Person 1: (Head explodes.)
Person 2: Keldon Cook?
Person 1: (Head explodes.)
by HoundThatFeeds December 26, 2013
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Black Prisoner: Yo nigga, I gotta blow my load.
Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.
Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)
Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.
Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)
by Chris Bittner December 29, 2013
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by Surfer chic December 8, 2013
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