Katie

A REAL Fiery Bad Ass representing the Truest Essence of a womanhood in a 220 Fashion

Boy - Damn I really miss having a Katie to Take care of me

Man - Oh Damn...yeah...looks like you Now A 022 (Zerototwo)

by Davesnothereman2792 October 9, 2020

Katie

Quite possibly the foulest and ugliest thing on the planet. She never thinks before speaking and often lets her own emotions get the best of her while she’s either: 1) urinating in front of sorority rush captains 2) on the pot pissed bc the sorry NY Yankees lost )who cares about them?) 3) throwing up all over the place after intoxicated trying to land her man. She needs to read between the lines and realize that some people simply don’t care for her.

Wow Katie is dumb and foul.

by Avg.Joe October 12, 2020

Katie

Katie is a girl who thinks she’s ugly even though she’s not
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Katie is a girl who wants to be a potato 🥔

Katie is a girl who doesn’t want her friends to die
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Katie is a girl

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Katie is a girl who is basically Ava from my inner demons The person Aphmau played as
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Katie is a girl that makes to many edits
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Katie is adorable with glasses aka (my glasses)
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Katie is a girl that has 3+ pets

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Katie is a girl that loves Taco Bell

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Katie is a girl that is pretty

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Katie is a girl that is short

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Katie is a girl that thinks she’s fat
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Katie is a girl that says a word repeatedly then never says it again

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Katie is a girl named Katie

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Katie is a girl student

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Katie is a girl that is not smart... at all

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Katie is a girl that is the support that keeps her friends together

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Katie is a girl that has bffs mostly are apart of the LGBT
👨 ❤️ 💋 👨💏👩 ❤️ 💋 👩

Katie is a girl that asked if she’s a bad friend

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Person 1: KATIE OK girrrrllll you need to her our ship drama
Katie: WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
Person 1: They kissed 🥰

Katie:AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 1: I KNOW RIGHT

Person 2:what is up with them 😒
Person 3: hmm idk why are they screaming 😒

by Lillyis_nice101 November 17, 2019

Katie

A perfect girl that is taken by Mitchell she’s a stunner and is hard to come by

Wow that’s Katie, you’ve got no chance she’s Mitchell’s

by Katie’s boyfriend August 29, 2018

Katy

Female nickname. Short for Kathryn, Catholic, Cathedral, Catonic, Cathemeral, Cataract, etc.

Hey, Catheter! I hear you want to be called Katy now!

by Catalysts September 15, 2018

Katie

Katie is a very nice person and some Katie’s tend to dress like boys but that’s okay and they tend to be small and full of advice and sometimes depressed and gay if u ever meet a Katie there the best and keep them around

Katie is amazing

by Lolaaddiison November 23, 2019

Katie

Katie's are very complicated creatures. Their origins are officially still unknown. When translated in Latin, Katie means "Woman made of pallets". It's said that in the late 1400's, the first Katie ever known spent every day and night making things out of pallets. Headboards, decorative signs, crafts, and even the meals she cooked for her husband were made out of old wooden pallets.

During the month of November, Katie's are usually under a lot of stress. Nobody knows exactly why, but rumor has it that in November of 2005, she got terrible news of her car having a "sticky lifter". Since the beginning of automobiles, nobody has ever had their car diagnosed with this condition, and nobody ever will again.
During their early years of elementary school, Katie's can be found dating strapping young men named Eric, but not allowing them to hold their hand or even talk on the phone. It's still unknown what is actually meant by the word dating, since Eric was treated no differently than a chalkboard eraser.

The evolution of Katie's is still being researched. It's believed that the original Katie derived from a German Shepard with Down Syndrome named Casper, but this has yet to be proven.

Drew: "dude... Is that a Katie?"
Eric: "I think it might be, I saw her transporting an old pallet yesterday"
Allison: "Oh yeah, it's definitely a Katie. She's very stressed - and it's November."

by anonymous August 21, 2016