crotch jaw

Pain and stiffness in the jaw muscles resulting from aggressively eating pussy for long periods of time. Acute crotch jaw follows which results in the jaw becoming temporarily misaligned due to muscle inflammation. Symptoms usually subside within 4 to 24 hours without medical treatment, depending on the severity of the condition and how hard you cleaned the canoe.

"I literally had to push my fucking chin back into place from the crotch jaw I got going down on that bitch. Jesus Christ."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

When in online gaming, your or the enemy team does something incredibly stupid in the last minutes of a match, that it costs yours or the enemy team the victory.

We won the match, thanks to the enemy team, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Shasol December 3, 2019

Clacker-jaw

Unusual back and forth movement of the jaw due to excessive use of stimulants.

Jane clacker-jaw is causing serious dental problems.

by prowsboys September 27, 2019

Up your jaw

To literally punch someone in the jaw like an uppercut, or just to punch someone in the jaw. Usually a threat used when someone is being annoying or messing with you

If you don’t shut up I’m gonna up your jaw!

by Billybob1961 October 8, 2019

Sof Jaw

extremely sensual oral sex with the upper and mid section of a female’s inside jaw

My ex-girlfriend had some good ass Sof Jaw when we were together.

by Onifc83 September 9, 2019

Jawed Up

When you face is so fucked up from a fight it looks like you got into a fight with jaws

Dad: "Dam son you face is fucked up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."

by Dr_Dreidel May 14, 2018

Jawed Up

When you face is so fucked up from taking on jaws in a fight

Dad: "Dam son you face is fucked up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."

by Dr_Dreidel May 14, 2018