midnight madness

sex at/after midnight

"Hey Meg, are you up for some midnight madness?"
"Sure, why not!"

by billnager23 February 23, 2014

Midnight Fantasy

A beautifully curvaceous muse who is the inspiration for your wildest dreams and fantasies.

Man that girl was such a freak she's gonna be my midnight fantasy for years.

by Nicole Brigid December 9, 2008

midnight creep

Stop by the bar or club late into the night to see if anyone worth talking to is out and ideally have sex.

I'm gonna roll by the club at 1230 for a midnight creep.

by maxx17 August 30, 2019

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

by rogermcdoger July 22, 2012

Midnight In Afghanistan

Locking a hooker in a room while several men are wearing American flag shirts and everyone is cumming all over her and all she has is a towel on her head.

Hey would you like to have a midnight in Afghanistan ? :) why yes I would LOVE to!!!!

by cdubbbbb September 29, 2011

Midnight Badger

Similar to the Beer Monkey.

Feel rough this morning, had a visit from the Midnight Badger last night.

by Izaq July 16, 2003

Midnight secret

When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep

Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret

by Ssnott August 29, 2016