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Mother of Invention

A woman with trust issues so intent on proving her spouse is cheating when they are not, they make constant accusations about them and other women, so eventually they drive their spouse into the arms of someone else
"Aye mate, that's me single, She was the Instrument of her own downfall. Accused me of having sex with all sorts when I wasn't. So what did I do to the Mother of Invention? I went Baw Deep in her sister and left."
by Jabbamac December 8, 2018
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Two-part invention

1. (music) A short contrapuntal composition for two voices, typically by J.S. Bach.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.
• “Bach wrote 15 famous two-part inventions.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”
by bentrd August 16, 2025
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Indensional

Acting stupid on purpose, for either comedic effect or just plain annoying someone. A portmanteau of intentional and dense, for intentionally dense.
A: Be sure to be there at 5:00PM.
B: What time should I be there?
A: 5:00PM
B: Yeah, but what time should I be there?
A: ... You dumbass.
B: I was just kidding, it was indensional.
by Ghede April 28, 2010
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Inceptionated

The act of becoming brain dead after being completely mind fucked by "Inception"
Mark got a "D" on the exam after being inceptionated last night.
by WordsareToughasShit February 23, 2011
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Inceptioned

The act in which both a male and female are having sexual intercourse in the bathtub until right before the male is about to ejaculate, he takes his partners head and submerges it under the water until he is finished.
Male 1: "What did you do tonight?"
Males 2: "I inceptioned my girl"
Male 1: "Dreamy"
by SnookiezInc February 25, 2012
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Inception

Bye: I fucked a taco that lived in a taco that had children with other tacos that lived in a pineapple under the sea BOOOO I I captain TACOS GALORE!!!!!!!

Felicia: WHAT?????

Bye Felicia: EXACTLY! inception....
by ZowChase February 15, 2017
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inseption

When vics is stopido
Vics is stopido: inseption
by Hitt haud August 19, 2017
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