beer hand

In Texas hold'em poker, having 2-7 offsuit in the hole, although some consider the 2-7 suited to be a beer hand as well. So-called because when dealt, it's "time for a beer."

Some donkey cracked my pocket rockets with the beer hand last Sunday. I was so pissed off.

by Patrick Templeton June 17, 2008

Hand Candy

Sperm from masturbation is called hand candy. When a man/woman gives a hand job and produces "hand candy" from the penis head.

"Damn my girlfriend gave me excellent hand candy!"
"I got hand candy all over my pants."

by Jacques de O. November 25, 2009

Ghetto Hands

When you see a person who is obviously from an urban area, such as a ghetto, and as they are speaking, they use their hands to help them annunciate EVERY SINGLE SYLLABLE that comes out of their mouths. One of their hands are closed into a fist, denoting rage, and the other hand is open, so the slapping noise makes their points come across more clearly. Most often than not, women of urban cultures use this tactic, as this tactic usually counters the urban male as he says 'Ya know what I'm sayin' approximately 16 times per sentence.

I only watch the morning talk shows, just to see the girls from the 'hood display their ghetto hands, as they repeat themselves and make no sense at all.

Ouch! Your ghetto hands must really hurt, Shanaynay........you were making a lot of good points just now!!!!

by carlipet September 22, 2009

hand bridge

The hand bridge is when you are TFing a chick and the Ts arent big enough to fully sandwich your D. So she positions her hands in such a way where she bridges the flesh gap, thus enabling you to have a synthetic TFing experience, and more importantly B an L on her F.

guest1: The high collar says "I'm a sophisticated lady," but the low cut screams "put it between the bags."

guest2: you think theyre big enough to TF? Looks like she might need to use the hand bridge.

by NakedShort@dealbreaker August 18, 2009

vagina hands

1. Hands that get cold way too easily
2. A depiction of a vagina using two pairs of hands

Michael bitches all the time because his vagina hands are freezing

by handrew December 21, 2008

Mummy Hand

The process of wrapping your hand in toilet paper in hopes of breaking fecal matter that was too large flush in half; there in turn making it to easily flush-able turds.

I had to mummy hand that shit get it to go down!

by Skull68 March 3, 2010

Muppet Hands

A person wearing fleece or knit gloves.

What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.

How'd you total your car?

I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.

by artgod33 December 31, 2008