I Coordinate, Therefore I Am

The very act of my plotting points on a pair of x–y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.

If Donald Trump can say, “I tweet, therefore I am,” then René Descartes can say “I coordinate, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus November 27, 2018

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I am so J

A Phrase that states your overwhelming jealousy, or jellyness.

You just got an iPad? Dude, I am so J.

by Kyouten1 July 30, 2011

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IamtheReaper

A whore who likes to teabag but get pwned.

Person exclaiming: Man that bitch is such an IamtheReaper.

by Reapwhore February 21, 2009

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I am Jack's

A substitutive for the phrase: I feel/am X used in reference to oneself in the 3rd person.

Ex. I am feeling sad.

into

I am Jack's deflated happiness.

This is quite obviously made in reference to fight club in which the character refers to himself in the third person because of his schizophrenia

by antwskinner August 5, 2008

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iamnephilim

Some douchebag on the isohunt forums that takes his mod powers way too far. Full of himself. Essentially shuts down any dissenters with whom he disagrees.

Me: Hey, did you comment on that torrent?

You: No, I got banned by the iamnephilim asshole so now I have to make another sock account. Give me 5 minutes.

by aerugaherp8 February 19, 2010

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