Mental Abuse To Humans

Math.

What’s 9+10?
I don’t wanna do mental abuse to humans no more.

by XxAmogus69 January 24, 2022

Humanicide

The inevitable extinction of humanity because of human nature. Originally used by the sludge band, Dystopia, in the song "Hands that Mold".

Humanicide brought by by nuclear warfare, natural disasters due to environmental abuse, or other man-made issues.

by themanclaw December 30, 2010

hum a nut

when a woman places a man's nuts in her mouth and gently hums. What a feeling!

I was gonna fuck her, but I decided to just let her hum a nut.

by flingshot January 25, 2005

Hum A Johnson

The combination of slobbing on a nob and humming one's favorite tune.

"I hum far too much johnson for my own good."

"I have an idea, how about you hum a johnson!"

"I'm gonna go tame that ass."

"I hooked up with a bitch last night."
"Did she hum your johnson?"
"Naw she gave me that gum job cus she had no teef."

by POISON DART August 25, 2008

humanize

making something more civilized; humane

"i tried to help the children but they tore my arm off!!!!"

"the opposite of humanize is dehumanize"

"wtf mate?!?! cant u see i have no bloody arm??"

"i can see that but urban dictionary said we have to have the word in the example"

by jeny October 24, 2007

human

sentient bipedal hommonid, descended of primordial primates.

Varying in class and type - no two humans are alike.

To avoid confusion simply ask "Are you a human?". Any kind of response other than to look strangely at you before running away will denote Human.

Q: "Are you a human?"
A: "Are you crazy?"

Result: Human

by HeWhoDarez October 2, 2005

Human

The only animal species that likes to believe that giant people in robes created them and that they must worship them. They then start "Wars" over which of these giant people in robes are the best. They are very hostile and will attack or hump anything that moves. Just like all mammals, the human has mamory glands a.k.a: tits. The difference is, humans are obsessed with these tits and some are even obsessed with the tits of other animals. We call these people "Biologists".

Cow: Here comes that dumb human whos gonna feel my tits again.

Monkey in a zoo: Hey! That human is picking its nose!

Human Female: I have tits!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Fat Human Male: Me too!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 18, 2006