Belgian Harpsichord

Performed on uncircumcised gentlemen, it is the act of pulling the foreskin back as far as possible, stretching the banjo string to full tension then flicking it with the tip of the tongue until baby gravy is jettisoned.

I was going to leave Sarah last weekend, but she performed a textbook Belgian Harpsichord on me on Friday night. The wedding is next June.

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Hemel Hempsket

A Sket who is from Hemel Hempstead.

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Ben Hempshall

Absolute stupid pikey cunt that seems to think he’s not stupid when he is completely idiotic

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dirty heaps

he eats poo and chucks at everyone

omg someone just dirty heaps me

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Ethan Herbst

1: Easiest of pickings
2: Only minor on earth to have a mining operation going on, on his chest.

1: Ethan Herbst is easy pickings
2: Ethan has a quarry sized hole on his chest

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