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International Tardiness Day

On International Tardiness Day, 14 7th graders were late for school.
by Jan Karlo December 8, 2022
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ethical horniness

using sexual appeal and hunger to help make the world a better place for people. e.g.: Yung Gravy donating bras thrown at him to women's shelters and their monetary equivalent to breast cancer charities; YouTube personality Markiplier opening a OnlyFans and displaying soft cord nudes to donate proceeds to charities.
Dave Marshall opening an OnlyFans to give money to suicide prevention? Loving the ethical horniness!
by RL4L90 December 26, 2022
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trotting harness

White trash girl (or any girl) wearing her best come and get me outfit. A woman all dressed up looking draw attention.
Uh oh Eddy must have pissed off Peggy again. She’s got her trotting harness on looking to get laid.
by Bucee the dog December 31, 2022
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micro happiness

Micro happiness is a state of pleasure derived from small, fleeting moments of personal joy and a sense of accomplishment. These moments can be achieved by such trivial things as winning a video game, successfully cooking a difficult meal, driving to work and hitting nothing but green stoplights, enjoying a really good cup of coffee, cleaning one's house to perfection, etc. These are all temporary accomplishments which only impact the moment, have little bearing on one's entire life as a whole. They trigger endorphins, a critical brain hormone which causes temporarily bliss and tranquility. Daily rounds of micro happiness are are emotional landmarks for helping a person get through the day with satisfaction, and deemed critical to one's sense of self worth.

The larger accomplishments of life would induce states of "macro happiness," such as marrying an ideal mate, having a healthy well-adjusted child, landing a dream job, overcoming a deadly disease like cancer, winning a major award in one's professional field, etc.

An unhealthy preoccupation with pursuing micro happiness can become a trap for low income people whose life is so limited that pursuing the larger goals (macro happiness) is close to impossible. So they might abandon any hope of striving after macro goals, and instead settle into a never ending, daily ritual of chasing after an assortment of micro goals. They become reliant on the endorphin-producing moments of micro happiness they temporarily trigger.
She successfully replaced the dryer belt all by herself, and the feeling of pride and micro happiness it induced lasted all day for her.
by anonymous January 11, 2023
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False Happiness

…………..real suffering is not known
I can kill all the false happiness I can make you all just as miserable AS YOU CAN BE HOHOHOHO!
by Cenafan February 16, 2023
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Endless happiness

Endless happiness- Aro and ez making a family from mars and Eating stone - ez i love aro - aro i love ez
Endless happiness- Aro and ez making a family from mars and Eating stone - ez i love aro - aro i love ez
by Ez and aro April 24, 2023
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True Happiness

A man without a woman or with a woman who does the dishes and cleans.
1: Yo that guy has true happiness.
2: How he dont even got a gf?
1: Exactly
by Ambatabus May 19, 2023
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