A holy shit

To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.

This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).

"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"

"No way dude that's crazy!"

by hdhitch October 20, 2020

The Holy Slap

The signature move of the bassists Davie504.
A move that is used to break a tie breaker or finish a opponent in a BASS battle.
A move known as The Holy Slap, THE BEST BASS MOVE PERFORMED BY THE SLAPPER "Davie504

The screen is then bathed in the Holy light for a few seconds after the move is performed.

"You leave me no choice" (Davie504) A phrase said seconds after someone is hit with The Holy Slap

by Roeclean April 20, 2020

holy family

where the 8th grade girls eat glurt, the boys are all secretly gay, the teachers are socially awkward, and the lunch tastes like ass

someone: do you go to holy family?
someone else who go to holy family: yessssurrr
someone: ur gay asf prob

by sup lol December 23, 2019

holy dude

used when getting hurt or surprised

“holy dude man!! that hurted a lot!”
“holy dude!! that’s so crazy!!”

by a rug January 19, 2020

holy see

official name of the vatican city

As the delegation of the holy see we hardly would like to state that we are completely against abortion.

by arclogarclogarclog August 26, 2018

The holy mountain

1979 movie that will mess with your brain

Guy 1 : what's the strangest movie you ever watched?
Guy 2 : the holy mountain dude

by Whoeveruwantmetobe May 26, 2018

The Holy Rock

A God that came to Earth from the top left corner of the universe. Has destroyed many civilizations over small things and will most likely continue to do so. Currently at Earth debating whether or not to end us.

"The Holy Rock has no mercy when its choice is final."

by TheFistOfTheMyths September 14, 2020