Heatherness, a common adjective to describe a beautiful ginger haired girl. Everyone should have a little big of heatherness in their day
by TheDoctorHeather January 25, 2014
Get the heathernessmug. Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
Get the Heathermug. by Lizzie Chadwick April 5, 2019
Get the Heathersmug. Heather: A name given to a fat hideously ugly low bred scottish whore from a family of scum bags, A common trait is being born from a whore mother who has had numerous children with different men.
Often known for being delusional about own success & place in the world.
People named Heather are often bastards who's fathers hate & disown them & new step fathers equally hate them but can not disown them because they rely on the Whore mothers meger income to survive.
Due to scottish heritage Heather is filthy dirty and has revolting personal hygiene, Constantly passing gas due to rank scottish diet & having a stinking vagina are common for Heather.
KEY NOTES FOR HEATHER.
1: FAT UGLY.
2: STINKING VAGINA.
3: HUMAN TOILET
4: SCUM BAG FROM A LONG LINE OF SCUMBAGS.
5 DELUSIONAL ABOUT SELF WORTH & PLACE IN THE WORLD.
6: BORN FROM A WHORE MOTHER.
Often known for being delusional about own success & place in the world.
People named Heather are often bastards who's fathers hate & disown them & new step fathers equally hate them but can not disown them because they rely on the Whore mothers meger income to survive.
Due to scottish heritage Heather is filthy dirty and has revolting personal hygiene, Constantly passing gas due to rank scottish diet & having a stinking vagina are common for Heather.
KEY NOTES FOR HEATHER.
1: FAT UGLY.
2: STINKING VAGINA.
3: HUMAN TOILET
4: SCUM BAG FROM A LONG LINE OF SCUMBAGS.
5 DELUSIONAL ABOUT SELF WORTH & PLACE IN THE WORLD.
6: BORN FROM A WHORE MOTHER.
HEATHER: "I'm a CEO at a very important IT company, No one else can do the job right so I have to do everything !"
PERSON: "No you answer the phone at a telemarketing business no one has ever heard of you fuck ugly human toilet...."
HEATHERS FREINDS: "Heather's Vagina stinks because her whore mother taught her to wipe her arse the wrong way after a shit, She dose it back to front & smears the shit into her vagina "
PERSON: "No you answer the phone at a telemarketing business no one has ever heard of you fuck ugly human toilet...."
HEATHERS FREINDS: "Heather's Vagina stinks because her whore mother taught her to wipe her arse the wrong way after a shit, She dose it back to front & smears the shit into her vagina "
by ROBBYFORTUNEISAFAGGOT January 6, 2023
Get the Heathermug. Heather Prewitt is strikingly beautiful, with an aura that captivates everyone around her. Her radiant smile illuminates the room, while her eyes hold a depth that seems to unveil the secrets of the universe. Her grace and elegance are unmatched, like a gentle breeze on a warm summer day. Heather's beauty isn't just skin deep; it emanates from her kind heart and compassionate soul, making her truly enchanting in every way.
by therealchanceadams April 25, 2024
Get the Heather Prewittmug. by Wowbio October 12, 2023
Get the Heathermug. Heather pena is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. Her beauty only surpassed by her down to earth personality . If u ever get the chance to be one of her lovers, take note bc she will teach you something for sure . Hated by many, mostly bc of their inability to accept that she is everything they pretend to be with no effort. She is very loyal and you won't ever find someone more willing to help you
by Happy camper 89 July 24, 2022
Get the heather penamug.