The most bent-straight man ever. Can barely keep his dick in his pants. His cock is average 25 feet long. He can please any girl he likes just by giving them some roofies and a back massage. He loves twerking on guys and girls. He never makes anyone feel left out. His
by OldManDownstairsHandle October 31, 2019
Apparently they went home together, I knew they would though, she was gray-bearding him all night...
by Wisevalve November 05, 2010
An occurrence which happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and then falls asleep with the penis still inserted in the vagina. When the male wakes up, his penis is now flaccid and soggy due the amount of moisture put on it all night. This leaves it half - curved and with a grayish tint, as that of a banana
Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were so tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but we fell asleep so I woke up with a gray banana!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but we fell asleep so I woke up with a gray banana!
by EatMyDictionary April 06, 2016
a word used to describe the surfer girls in hunnington beach california. it has been adapted to be used on any girl that is "cute" or "hot"
the girl on that beach cruiser was off gray.
by the original empi99 January 14, 2009
Gray humor is a comedy style where the jokes briefly touches a dark subject matter but isn't really dark or taboo enough to be considered dark humor.
by Gigabased October 23, 2023
John tyler gray.
He is a giant
He is a smarty pants (no he’s not)
He is inlove with Beckham Lu.
We all know john tyler gray is inlove with Beckham Lu 😒
John tyler gray is also very cute
He is a giant
He is a smarty pants (no he’s not)
He is inlove with Beckham Lu.
We all know john tyler gray is inlove with Beckham Lu 😒
John tyler gray is also very cute
by Rizzlybear 😜 November 22, 2023
when you kiss someone you know you're not supposed to, because you know your feelings for this person are borderline and you haven't thought about the situation properly, that's a gray kiss
M: I kissed him even though I wasn't supposed to and we are kinda friends and bla bla bla...
K: so, you gave him a gray kiss...
K: so, you gave him a gray kiss...
by blackoala October 04, 2017