goth poseur

A goth Poseur is a person who just dresses up as a goth, just for the attention. When they go out, they spend ages covering themselves in white makeup and eyeliner, and when they're lazing around inside, listening to Gwen Stefani, they wear a pink tracksuit.
They dont understand about goths,or that it is a lifestyle. They just want the stares. And you dont understand goths either if you think that all of them worship satan, cut themselves, and cry endlessly.
Poseur goths do it for the stares. Proper goths do it because thats just how they want to live and dress, and dont give a shit about what anyone else thinks.
Goth poseur : I'm looking for a DAAAARK picture to put up in my DAAAAARK bedroom, because my life is DAAAARKNESS!!!!

Goth: Hey..you were in here yesterday, buying some fake Burberry crap, right?
by Shanura February 04, 2007
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Christian Goth

Yes They exist!
OK like, you believe in Jesus is the only way to get saved and you aren't like a hypocrite or anything and You have the same religion as other true christians and you can still keep the blue hair,safet pins, trenchcoat, spikes,chains, dog collar,hot topic's apperal, boots, peircings,eyeliner,white make-up...etc!
Goth#1: Hey man, i'm going to a medium tonight want to come?
Goth#2: Nah way, Zues, I'm a christian goth.I got church Want to come?
Goth#1 sure.
by marie Jimenez September 16, 2005
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Pastel Goth

Pastel goth (might include soft grunge or nu goth), is a new trend where usually girls (on Tumblr) will dye their hair pastel colors, wear hipster/vintage-looking clothing that vaguely) promotes goth images, and blend cutesy images/colors with skulls, inverted crosses, etc. They try to justify their look as gothic with a pastel color palette although it is more reminiscent of a lighter emo/scene look. Often looked down upon by many goths as posers (most pastel goths don't actually listen to goth music or enjoy its true elements). Also disliked by Nirvana fans because of their loose use of the term grunge to describe themselves.
Girl A: Dude, check out those cute faded lilac short shorts! Soo cute.
Pastel Goth: Yea totally! They'll go great with my Actual Pain sweater!
by PlzNo February 05, 2013
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Mall Goth

A pathetic excuse for real gothic. They claim they are totally goth and try to dress as such, when they know nothing about the subculture.
Joe is a Mall Goth. He hangs out at the mall and claims he listens to the most "gothic" bands out there, when all he really listens to is nu metal and other mainstream music.
by random person 23 August 03, 2008
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Glam Goth

a glam goth can be male or female,has a more unique fashion sense,they dress a little different than the tradition goth,they refence back to the old glam days(ziggy stardust,t-rex,velvet goldmine)combine with goths today or in the past,glam goths are more artsy,avant-garde wear brighter colors of clothes and make-up,they push androgyn to the limit,they care how they look all the time,most of them are straight,but act like they're bi(like most goths do)also glam goths lead the sex,drugs and rock n roll lifestyle to the fullest extent.
I'm consider to be a glam goth,brian molko is considered to be a glam goth,this may be a bad example but so is marilyn manson
by jovan January 22, 2004
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candy goth

They are generally cute girls who wear black gloths and mix in bright neon colors along with it.They generally like the "goth" music,metal rock,and stuff like that.These people are generally people who are happy and dont feel the need to be depressed or anti-social.Generally when you picture this girl she has pigtales,a black skirt and a tanktop with neon pink socks and boots.Most people consider them posers because they are ok with being themselfs and other friends besides goths...but those are the people who are the least poserish,because they are true to themselfs and do not care what people think of them...i give you my respect !!CHANGE FOR NO ONE!!!
Wow that gothgirls socks are brighter than a ravers room!!!
Well duh, she is candy goth.
by kira sudo January 12, 2006
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goth-wannabe

Goth Wannabe usually a person that wears black and claims to be different but actually is some retard with paint on there face they claim to be "Goth" and say "I hate preps" they can be spotted listening to Slipknot or Manson but all they will be is either posers or metalheads also most complain about life and can be a bitch at times
Im so depressed woe is me anyone got drugs? IM GOTH
by LALALALA February 02, 2005
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