Golden Monsoon

The act of breaking up with your now insignificant other. First make sure you have a fan, a ceiling fan will not get the desire effect- a box fan is preferred. While the person is sleeping turn the box fan in their their direction, preferably towards their face. Then begin to urinate into the fan. The urine will resemble a yellow-golden monsoon. Grab your shit and get out and stay out, do not pass go, and do not return a phone call. Congratulation you have now given someone a golden monsoon.

My now ex girlfriend Cinnamon (her stage name) was given a golden monsoon when we broke up after I found out she slept with my Aunt Tammy.

by CUL-DIS-SAC July 23, 2016

Golden Ladrador

A highly exciteable LAD

Whos that running around the pub outside.
Is Steve hes a Golden Ladrador

by mysterious fag October 2, 2016

Golden Mineshaft

When you put your penis in a woman's ass and urinate.

Yeah, I gave her the golden mineshaft last night.

by Sucklemy Nutsackleton February 2, 2016

The Golden Chain

When a girl tries to squirt the mans semen back on his chest after sex and accidentally pees instead.

After Ross and Jessica had sex she straddled his chest and tried to squirt his semen back out on his chest to give him his own pearl necklace and peed on him instead giving him a “the golden chain”.

by Ooooopsy July 30, 2019

Golden chaser

When you urinate in your partners mouth after previously ejaculating in their mouth.

She was a freak; into water sports ... had me give her a golden chaser to end the night.

by Rumj4ck May 8, 2019

Golden Receiver

A dude with blonde hair that likes getting fucked by other dudes, doggy style

Guy 1; Did you hear Mike Carey went out with Ben yesterday?

Guy 2; yeah he’s such a Golden Receiver!

by MickyLarry69 August 2, 2019

golden rpg

That thing you hear your friend screaming while playing fortnite.

Omg dude I got a GOLDEN RPG!

by Looughnkkl May 16, 2018