i'm gonna salt you

A warning to prepare someone for a tongue lashing, that they'll be crying once you're done with them.
Talk about my mom one more time and I'm gonna salt you.
by PicklesToMe August 9, 2019
mugGet the i'm gonna salt youmug.
The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024
mugGet the Im gonna go clog the toiletmug.

U gonna drop

R u gonna drop tonight? ( are you going to take pills tonight)
by Drop drop drop June 26, 2017
mugGet the U gonna dropmug.

who’s gonna top

when someone asks who is going to ride the others genitalia (like a horse)
omg jessica, who’s gonna top brady or justin?!
by lmfao stop it get help May 21, 2018
mugGet the who’s gonna topmug.

I'm Gonna Goo!

When a man is about to ejaculate.
Dude, I'm Gonna Goo!
by Jackwagon Jimbo March 13, 2024
mugGet the I'm Gonna Goo!mug.
We gonna turn shit up.
We’re gonna fuck shit up.
“Are you going for that party tomorrow?”
“Yeah we gonna end this century!”
by Bumbun October 31, 2019
mugGet the We gonna end this centurymug.

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