front door neighbor

The person who lives across the street from your house.

Alex: Who's that?
Luiza:That's my front door neighbor!

by ALBANIAN January 16, 2015

Front Butt Snack

Performing oral sex on a female.

Give a person a fish and they will eat for a day. Give a person a front butt snack and they will lap it up for the rest of their life.

by InYoWindows June 23, 2011

front-runner fan

Someone who never stays true to the same teams. They're always fans of the best teams.

Ryan: Man I love watching my teams dominate.

Jared: Who are your teams?

Ryan: The Tampa Bay Rays, Boston Celtics, & NY Giants.

Jared: WTF, last year your teams were the Yankees, LA Lakers, & NE Patriots.

Ryan: What can I say, I'm a front-runner fan. The Yankees aren't gonna make the playoffs, the Lakers lost last year in the Finals, & Tom Brady is out for the season.

Jared: This conversation's over.

by JSkov October 25, 2008

shut the front door

NOT used for S.T.F.U. replacement but for a more light hearted "Get the F* outta here" "I can't believe it" banter used mainly by "valley" type girls.

Vicky:Ohh, I just got this Gucci sweater for only $75.
Cindy: Shut the front door!! that's awsome!

by Yari0 February 15, 2010

Front Roll Up

When a person in a reclined position, farts in such a way as to roll up the front, and gas themself in the face. Particaraly experienced by women who have no natural barrier, i.e. Balls.

I wasn't expecting that Front Roll Up.. Dear god, what did I eat?

by HeWhoSmeltItDealtIt December 8, 2009

mississippi front butt

A mississippi front butt is the large bulge above a big old broads pubic area but below her fat ass belly.usually found on ez shopper riders in southern states like mississippi.

Man did you she that lady's Mississippi front butt? I cant tell if its a 4th stomach or a second vagina!

by Vito Saucealeado December 8, 2013

front bum destroyer

Someone who has "front bummed" and built a reputation from violent intercourse.

You can refer to yourself as a "front bum destroyer".

I'll destroy that.

I'll then call myself the 'Front Bum Destroyer'.

by apldk March 22, 2013