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Friday Knights

People who wander around their neighborhood looking for something to do on Friday nights. This could include a band, gang or group of friends. The group usually missions for food, climbs/mounts buildings, and infiltrates illegal areas.
Band Member 1 "Yo, what are the Friday Knights doin' tonight?"
Band Member 2 "Lets mount some shit. Lets break into the school"
Band Member 1 "Nah B. Lets mission throught the sewers"
by Charles D. 3 May 17, 2006
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Mayo Friday

Mayo Friday is the weekly celebration of Mayo Friday.

One does not need to enjoy mayonnaise to enjoy Mayo Friday. The only prerequisite one must fulfill to participate in Mayo Friday is the enjoyment of Mayo Friday. Thus, Mayo Friday becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; because we celebrate Mayo Friday, there is a Mayo Friday for us to celebrate.

Acts of celebration of Mayo Friday may include but is not limited to the following:
Consuming healthy amounts of mayonnaise, on a sandwich or in a sauce, for example (if one's tastes permit)
Yelling "MAYOOOO FRIDAAAAY!" (often while doing a motion similar to "Yeah, baby! That's what I've been waiting for!")
Posting on social media about Mayo Friday
Telling others about Mayo Friday

While Mayo Friday isn't in any way a religion or a cult, it does have a basis text (a "holy" text, so to speak). The words of the Hellman's Mayonnaise Nutrition Facts are the guiding principles of the Mayo Friday following.

Mayo Friday, in the end, is a celebration of hard work. It is a universal constant, for no matter how tough a week might be, there's always going to be a Mayo Friday at the end of it.

Some notable Mayo Fridays include:
Any Mayo Friday which lands on your birthday. This is known as a "Mayo Friday Your Nameday."
Visits to Mayo Clinic or any town/location named Mayo. This is known as a "pilgrimage."
Cinco de Mayo, especially that which occurs on May 5, 2023 (and in 7-year increments thereafter), a Friday.
"It's Ketchup Thursday. Damn."
"Hey, don't worry. Tomorrow is Mayo Friday."

"Why are you in such a good mood?"
"Mayo Friday is in less than a week, man!"

"Hey, Jug. Your birthday is this Friday, right?"
"Yeah! It's Mayo Friday Jugday!"

"Welcome to Mayo, Kentucky."
"Finally. I'm home."
by Jugstream April 15, 2021
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NFF - No Fun Friday

When a group of friends heads out from work to lunch on Friday with no plans of returning to the office with the knowledge that the gathering will be off the hook fun but keeping it on the down low with a NFF label.

NFF is the foreplay to Saturday and Sunday Funday. NFF usually starts as lunch and continues into Friday Happy Hour and spirals out of control ending with late night pizza or White Castle.
Jeff headed off to NFF - No Fun Friday stating 'This will be no fun what so ever".

This weeks No Fun Friday started with posts in Australia and built momentum in South Africa and Europe. By the time NFF started in the USA the Aussies were dealing with their coyote ugly and trying to remember where their car is parked.
by The other Erik November 21, 2011
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Fradam

I just want to find my Fradam in shining armour.
by twohitsofrita May 23, 2004
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Third Friday

A large music festival event in safety harbor florida that happens every third friday of every month. witch can be either alot of fun if you are either older than 21 or younger than 10 but if your in between the only thing that happens their is fights drug/sex parties, drama and more general fagotry that you would expect from the kids of the local schools. i know this because ive witnessed people ive known all my life have drug parties and fight eachother all at the festival. The best time to go to third friday is december in my opinion, they really do a good job on the decorations for christmas. youl probably say F*ck third friday. but your still gonna go anyways.
F*ck third friday. its all drama. you wont wanna miss this
by justplainoldme December 25, 2009
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British Friday

every Friday, which is spent conversing in a British accent and partaking in British mannerisms. Especially using British terms like, "bloody brilliant", "quite nice actually" and "wanker". Also drink tea and eat krumpets. (make Jessie J and Johnny Depp proud!)
1.(On a friday, said in a British Accent) "Happy British Fridayyy!"
2. Sam: "It's Friday, friday, bloody British Fridayyy!"
by gypsyy May 11, 2011
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Slap-Ass Friday

A day when you can slap people's asses.
Woot! It's slap-ass Friday! *slaps people's asses*
by xxVampire.Angelxx October 29, 2007
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