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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: Vito, whatchya up to?

Vito: “raises arm qwith hostility apple in hand”. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: “cowers” my what? WhOa big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you” shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs crazily, Vito Pirouettes and smashes apple on Bams sideburn while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
mugGet the Clout karmamug.

Clout

Clout is when you just have hella followers
Damn you you got mad clout
You ain't even got no clout
by Lili Hamilton September 1, 2018
mugGet the Cloutmug.

Clout

Clout is a new age word for the well known term “swag”. Clout being a noun is used to describe a fashionable item that will often turn heads. In an adjective form it can be used to describe something more influential or just overall dope.
1.“Bro I was blinded by that niggas clout”
2.”That Gucci belt was at least worth 16 clout points
3.”His preme box logo was hella clout”
by Yung Kob December 1, 2017
mugGet the Cloutmug.

Clout

Clout is a name that very few go by. Those that do are very strong minded, but when broken slowly fall apart. They are very powerful and intelligent but don't like to brag. Clout's normally have a great sense of humor, and are great at appeasing there friends. They are gentle and kind, but will not hesitate to rip your heart out. All Clouts are highly attractive yet claim they are ugly and don't deserve love.
person 1: Have you met the new kid clout?

Person 2: yeah, she fine af.
by Hail_hitler_1010101010101 December 7, 2020
mugGet the Cloutmug.

Clout Egg

A clout egg is an icon. Clout eggs are cool beings that will make your life so much better.
Person: “omg look at that Clout Egg I look up to it it is my god”
Person 2: “omg I heard that if you shove an egg up it’s ass it will come out hard boiled”
Clout egg: “follow me on Instagram @meurfavegghead ”
by Toe god August 16, 2018
mugGet the Clout Eggmug.

bear145 is clout

Bear145 was used strictly for clout on Rylsdawn5's twitch stream
Can be used whenever someone wants to point out how bear145 is clout
by Bear145 May 14, 2023
mugGet the bear145 is cloutmug.

Clout-tastic

The highest level on the clout meter

Clout king
Living my best life, clout level maxed out on clout-tastic
by Sir clout justin December 7, 2019
mugGet the Clout-tasticmug.

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