Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha

Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

Cereal bowl

The pornographic act of ejaculating into a females/males naval (bellybutton)

I pulled out and decided instead of a creampie, I was going to give her breakfast in bed aka cereal bowl.

by The Black Russian December 14, 2018

cereal bowled

When you eat cereal out of a girls vagina

Me: Can I borrow some milk?
Friend: Yea why?
Me: This girl is about to get cereal bowled.

by Morganhas September 12, 2016

coffee-cereal

Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.

Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!

by The speed-loading stapler May 19, 2019

debby cereal day

a day dedicated to cereal which has been honoured by debby the speech therapist, held on the 11/06
debby never forgets, and neither do we

happy debby cereal day!

by laxukii June 17, 2021

cereal shaver

cereal shaver is a genshin rp twitter gc that posts odd stuff and is usually referred to as a hive mind.

mentally ill ppl on genshinrptwt that are v nice

"i fucking hate cereal shavers"
"why? :("
"cause im part of them"
"oh"

by anonymous May 4, 2021

Cereal

A synonym for a vagina that is being eaten out

Last night, Jessica and I went on a date and afterwards she totally let me eat her cereal

by Wurce bayne December 25, 2016