Night Cereal

Noun: Night Cereal is when you pour a bowl between 1:00am—3:00am and it becomes the most delicious thing you've ever been graced with due to lack of sleep.

True Night Cereal is used with frosted mini wheat.

I couldn't fall asleep so I read Flowers for Algernon with a bowl of night cereal.

by Gluten-free since 93 February 28, 2023

Cereal Box

Someone who is shaped like a cereal box, wide hips and wide shoulders with skinny neck and legs. This person usually likes to flash others.

She is such a cereal box.

by CupcakkeCPR August 4, 2022

Cereal

🥣 used as a code word for marijuana<3; we always need and this one’s not obvious.

Plus you may end up eating cereal.

🥣Stoner Food Number One: Cereal.

Why? Convince; absolutely eliminates.

9 times out of 10 statistically, you’ll end up eating cereal. If you’re broke :( OR just have foot taste.

Ex: sometimes we need to keep it low key, “wanna pour some cereal?” “Two bowls, of cereal.”

by izy_val.c.m-420 February 8, 2023

cereal killer

A hired fellow-human exterminator --- often a harassassin --- who causes his marks' premature demise by forcing them to eat oatmeal or other grain-based comestible that they absolutely detest, and so said abused victim commits eventually suicide to escape said culinary coercion.

They called Ted Bundy a cereal killer, but I happen to really enjoy hot oatmeal, plain shredded wheat, and other "simple fare" breakfast foods, so Teddy's tactics would have been much less effective at getting me to bite da dust than they would have been with many other folks with more of a "sweet tooth" or "meat 'n' potatoes" meal-selection preference.

by QuacksO May 8, 2019

Pour a bowl of cereal

"Pour a bowl of cereal" - A colloquial invitation signifying more than just a shared breakfast. It implies an open invitation to spend time at someone's place, extending to overnight stays and lingering into the following morning. It suggests a comfortable and welcoming atmosphere where guests are encouraged to relax and make themselves at home.

She can pour a bowl of cereal at my place any time she is a certified dime!

by Word G February 7, 2025

seductive cereal

The type of cereal you would eat before or after intercourse.

I'll be back, I'm eating my seductive cereal!

by Stinkybozo January 18, 2021

who shit in your cereal

also known as "who pooped in your cereal," the word means you have a quick mood change or act angry for little to no reason. the word see's the most use in the roblox community.

A: "hey"

B: "shut the fuck up with yo ugly ass"

A: "dang who shit in your cereal?"

by Frank - CEO Of the NCR Rangers May 15, 2024