Mike Ferguson

An angry chef who despises phones and people who cook differently

Quit being a Mike Ferguson and get the right ingredients

by Nigel JD February 7, 2022

Dirty fergy

Dirty fergy- when a man urinates inside a woman during sexual intercourse

He gave me the dirty fergy last night

by Fergberga May 24, 2022

mr ferguson

tomato head from for Fortnite that like to shriek and tech English's and has a man bun and yells

mr Ferguson: Cloe Wilson if you don't do your work I will fuck your mum

Cloe Wilson: not if I do it first

by the god ofkids March 20, 2023

Jonathan Ferguson

The keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history

Jonathan Ferguson is the keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history

by reisei1 July 11, 2024

thomas ferguson

the fucking goat...however if made angy he WILL touch you

is this a thomas ferguson moment?

by thomas'laptop March 26, 2025

Foaming Fergie

When you take a bottle of any form of sparkling wine, uncork it, then put it in someone’s bum. You then shake the bottle as vigorously as possible, forcing the wine aggressively through their digestive tract, casing them to foam at the mouth.

Vinny wanted to have a crazy night out so I gave him a foaming fergie while we had pre-drinks.

by dberothehero May 19, 2025

Freaky Fergus

Most commonly used when you need to discuss a time you got freaky, without directly admitting yourself to doing it. Often followed by claiming that Freaky Fergus is a real person, in order to keep your alibi.

"Yeah, did you see ol' Freaky Fergus the other day pole dancing on that tree?"

"Who's Freaky Fergus?"

"He's, uh, a friend of mine. Freaky Fergus is a nickname."

by The Freaky Demoman July 13, 2025