Face Lint

When ever you shave your face and miss a small patch of hair that is very noticeable by others. It is called Face Lint.

Man 1: "Did you shave this morning?"
Man 2: "Yea why?"
Man 1: "Because you got a little face lint there."

by Gregory P. Stapleton November 15, 2009

Face Typing

Its when you are tired and lay your face on top of your keyboard and letters randomly appear on screen from th pressure of you face .

After taking some sleeping pills, she was Face Typing messages to me.

by Nastilles September 4, 2010

face assumption

a face-stalker who can conclude from their face-stalking what is going to happen to others

my face assumption is that he is going to get naked with her

by whataboutbob? September 18, 2010

face respect

A punch in the head.

Bob: Chad had a hell of a black eye this morning. What happened to him?

Tony: He was trash-talking last night, so I gave him some face respect.

Bob: Ouch.

by Jovian09 September 19, 2010

face-place

Seeing a familiar-looking person and trying, often in vain, to recollect where and when one had met him/her.

Hey, that girl who just walked past us looks familiar. I'm trying my darndest to face-place her.

by Oh well! April 27, 2011

face shrapnel

Excessing piercings on someone's face.

Did you see Becky's new cheek piercings? I thought the eyebrow, lip, and nose rings were more than enough.

Yeah dude, she's got some serious face shrapnel going on.

by hobartimus June 18, 2013

face wheelie

The act of gurning as a result of taking good ecstacy tabs

He was off his fooking wheIlies on ecstacy, pulling a face wheelie like he was trying to chew his forehead with his bottom teeth.

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014