lay a fece

verb:
the act of defecating

"Where's your bathroom? I gotta lay a fece."

by SkinnyFrog December 10, 2002

fecalligraphy

1. noun: Writing or drawing on any surface, with shit.

1. Some people practice fecalligraphy for their whole life but they may never be good at it.

2. The train station bathroom contains an extensive collection of the succesful integration of the fecalligraphic stroke.

by Atom G August 31, 2008

feculosis

a putrid odor emiting from the anus. Excessive flatulence

the opposite of Haletosis

that guy has a bad cas of feculosis

by Bl0ss0m August 8, 2006

feculate

The Act of producing feces

Look Marge, the baby is starting to Feculate

by TheReal_MrPickles August 27, 2009

Fecal Consolidation

The act of getting ones shit together.

If josh doesnt perform a little fecal consolidation hes never going to amount to anything.

by sticks156 July 25, 2010

Feciphilia

The act of fornicating with a corpse, burying it, digging it up, fornicating with it again, eating the corpse, then excreting it, and soon after fornicating with the feco matter.

The stripper was forgotten about in the giant birthday and died from a lack of oxygen, soon after the birthday boy could enjoy his gift of feciphilia.

by AMT27 December 5, 2010

fecal parlor

Any chain restaurant whose over-priced fare is not fit for human consumption and the ingestion of it typically results in
projectile vomiting and/or explosive diarrhea.

Buffalo Wings and Rings is a total fecal parlor! The wings I had last were so fucking bad, I had to eat a half a can of cat food afterwards to get the taste outta my mouth. I was up half the night blowing up the shitter.

by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011