muff eater

Justinsane does to your 16 year old daughter. Oh and uses it as a screen name. Muff eater is the act of eating muff (unshaved pussy) I would imagine underage girls would have muffs. Too bad they don't keep the bad people away. I tried to help her. I couldn't than.
I can now.

My last relationship was melancholy. My Justin enjoyed fixin jibblets of my mail mans high school daughter. He found her using muff eater as a screen name. He's so uncouth. I warned him it was in poor taste but 45 year old men will be 45 year old men. So I waited 6 months dug a hole 6 feet deep in this spot we used to go, pretty romantic if you ask me, that's where you can visit him.

by anonymous October 20, 2021

coin eater

A young woman who'd basically suck the Man dry of his money. Every cent.

Hey look over there! It's the Coin Eater!

by SteamDood February 1, 2016

cousin eater

A close friend of yours who is always crushing on one of your cousins.

“Molly has had a crush of both of my cousins!”
“Molly hooked up with my cousin!”
“she is such a cousin eater!”

by Abeck June 7, 2020

Bin Eater

A Bin Eater is a Term Given To Someone Who Eats Half Opened Packets Of Walkers Crisps From The Blue Bins. One of These Men, Named Will is an Avid Bin Eater Who is The Cult Leader.

Smithy-"Uggghhh, He's Such A Bin Eater"
Rhys-"Hahahahaha, Walkers"

by Luigi3106 December 5, 2018

paper eater

someone who only eats paper

'' omg what are they doing''
'' don't worry there a paper eater''

by paper eater September 19, 2022

Restaurant Eater

A person who prefers to eat many sides with their meals even at home like a restaurant. Will not eat a dish by itself.

Cheyenne is a restaurant eater, she wants olives, sun-dried tomatoes, and artichoke hearts with her pizza.

by Michelen Man November 8, 2023

lard eater

a fat bastard who eats a large diet of fatty foods

jim your a lard eater

by faggot sucking cock November 20, 2009