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Agreed on the Douchebag

When two parties argue fiercely, and in the heat of the moment agree on something; Sometimes ending the argument.
"Are Tony and Zach still arguing?"

"Nah, they Agreed on the Douchebag about how much they hate Oscar."
by Comrade_Yezhov December 16, 2009
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ultimate douchebag

A game derived from ultimate frisbee in which one player starts by picking a douche bag out of the crowd around them. The next player then chooses someone they think is douchey-er. Then another player again tries to one-up the previous douchebag. Players are allowed to challenge someones douchebag if they believe it is not douchey-er than the previous. Who ever picked the douche then has a chance to point out what makes their douche so douchey, and to try to convince other player(s) to allow their pick. If the choice is not accepted, that player is "out" of the game. Other players continue playing as such until the ultimate douchebag is found and all others surrender.
Can be played with 2 or more people. Best in crowded locations such as airports, sporting events, and New Jersey.
1. "That 3 hour lay over flew by once we started that game of ultimate douchebag, I was so busy looking around for douchebags I forgot to look at my watch!"

2. "That man with all the hair gel and ed hardy shirt is my first pick for ultimate douchebag"
by sparrow802 July 27, 2010
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Schrödinger‘s douchebag

A person, most likely a male, who makes douchebag statements that are sexist, racist, or just simply offensive, and decides whether it is a joke or not based on peoples opinions
Donald trump can be called a schrödinger‘s douchebag
by Mrs anon April 2, 2022
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redefining douchebag

A douchebag who posts redundant definitions on Urban Dictionary. A redefiner.
Redefining Douchebag: I think I'll post a definition of "douchebag" on Urban Dictionary.

Intelligent Person: But there are 219 definitions of "douchebag" there already. What do you have to say that hasn't already been said multiple times before?

Redefining Douchebag: Duhhh... I guess I could offer myself as an example...
by Soph0phile December 18, 2011
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Mountain Douchebag

Function: noun

An impressionable/obnoxious teen snowboarder, skier, skater, etc... who has bought into Mountain Dew's marketing campaign that you have to loud obnoxious and "in your face" to be cool.
Dude, I don't hate snowboarders, it's just the the Mountain Douchebags I can't stand.
by cg61 September 8, 2009
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douchebag orange

A shade of orange generally worn by people defined as douchebags.
Douchebag 1 ~ Yo man! Check it, I just went to the spray tan shop and got me a new shade of douchebag orange!

Douchebag 2 ~ AWESOME! Dude it totally matches your Ed Hardy shirt!
by Shut it! February 9, 2010
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Douchebag Bisoned

When, trying to avoid being reprimanded at work you are instead run over by your own co-workers to make them less of a target.
"I thought I had the written reprimand pulled from my file when Randy Douchebag Bisoned me by bringing up the porn I had downloaded...
by Rubyreddog November 14, 2011
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