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Facebook Double Team

When someone makes a post on Facebook and you and another friend (the double teamers) both comment on the post in order to make fun of the original post. The comments almost always end in smiley faces to express sarcastic joy or happiness. The comments need to be made close together time-wise and should convey a similar message.

This is often used when a couple are getting too lovey dovey on Facebook and you want to ruin the moment and make it awkward for both of them. It is best to use it when the couple just like each other and aren't going out yet. Use it then for optimum awkwardness. Facebook double teaming is also used to make fun of a dude who is whipped by his girl. Whit-cheee

It can also be used to argue and make fun of people who make stupids posts or statuses.
boy posts on girl's wall: Hey you, I can't wait for Friday night! Going out to the movies with you is my favorite! Mwah!

comment by Facebook Double Team: You two are so cute!!! ;) :)

comment by other Facebook Double Teamer: You lovebirds are meant for each other! =)

girl posts on boy's wall: Hey what did you get on the science test?? I was just wondering since you stayed up to study so late lol.
KBYE

comment by double teamer: Get Some! =) =)

comment by other double teamer: These two should be a couple they are so adorable together! ;)

status by idiot: ed thomas convicted send him to texas too die

comment by double teamer: nice one ed thomas was murdered. mark becker was convicted

comment by other double teamer: ur such an idiot. classic "enter name"
by WOSH & BASS March 27, 2010
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Double dicked

When someone screws you over in a big way.
Raul stole all my weed then smoked it!

He fucking Double Dicked me big time.
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Double Horizontal

The act of two people having sex while laying down horizontally on to one another.
"I want to bust a double horizontal on yo ass."
by Phi-boy April 24, 2003
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double dipped

Past tense of dipping a chip twice into dip.
from Seinfeld:
"Did you just double-dip that chip?"
"Excuse me?"
"You double-dipped the chip."
"Double-dipped? What are you talking about?"
"You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again."
"So?"
"That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it."
by johnny December 24, 2003
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Double Deuce

The teacher gave Bill an F on his paper, so he gave the teacher the Double Deuce.
by SPGLink February 24, 2003
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Double Rainbow

A 'double rainbow' is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere.
Double Rainbow? What does it mean?

"Well, a 'double rainbow' is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?" - Lux
by Bukets June 28, 2015
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double negative statement

A double negative statement is a statement that is redundant, so the result is positive. In other words the statement is an absolute, or no variable conditions.
(- -) = +
(++) = +
An example of a double negative statement is "leave me alone you stupid idiot!"
by PWS27 July 3, 2017
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