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Dork

A nickname used to describe a pretty, and fun person that does the dumbest but cutest things for you.
My girlfriend Salem made our bitmoji's wear matching sweatshirts, she's such a dork.
by Jack aka Loser March 25, 2021
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dork

ig: @dorkakii
by nem kecsp April 4, 2021
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Dork

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and pops the bubbles with their mouth
I found out my girlfriend was a dork after she left the bath with shit breath
by elceenor February 3, 2021
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Dork

Somebody that constantly has to have a game to play or a song to sing just to make it a few miles down the road in a car. Someone that has to read a murder mystery novel to come up with a way to have somebody offed (by a hitman for example). Somebody that uses their own face on an uninspired painting, or paints something in the vicinity because they are a narcissist that lacks imagination.
The dork might have been helpless to kill her husband if she hadn't read the murder mystery about how to hire a hitman and get away with the murder. She lived her entire life as a coward, so she wouldn't try it if the odds were against her getting away with it at some point, or at least getting her sentence reduced.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
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dork web

the section of the dark web where ur mom would be sold
person 1: where can i go buy ur mom?
person 2: on the dork web of course! :)
by Questionforgodwhy April 7, 2021
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Dork

A really snazzy and swag person. Everything they do is awesome and cool.

is a compliment so get fucked :))
Josh- "You're such a fucking dork"

Liah- "i know you are but what am i"
by I_am_snazzy October 1, 2021
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