by bex June 11, 2006

A Spicy Dave is when a male puts hotsauce on his penis while a girl performs oral sex
As defined:Hey dude Jennifer gave me a spicy dave last night.
As defined:Hey dude Jennifer gave me a spicy dave last night.
by coylie November 28, 2014

Dave: "Hey, I found a skid mark in my underwear. I guess it was more than just wind!"
Moe: "Well, that's how you do a Dave!"
Moe: "Well, that's how you do a Dave!"
by Genevieves December 28, 2007

when you put ice cream on your dick and then fuck a girl in the ass. i have no idea why it's called that...
by ya boi... September 26, 2007

A rule that defines the number of times (Twice) two people can hook up with one another before it becomes more than a random hookup
Man I hooked up with Mel last night!
Thats the second time you've hooked up, you gotta apply The Dave Rule her bro, else you're gunna be in a relationship!
Thats the second time you've hooked up, you gotta apply The Dave Rule her bro, else you're gunna be in a relationship!
by yogi_b September 25, 2010

Someone who is "Daved Out" likes to play in Fantasy Sports leagues. Unfortunately, this guy always pays his entrance money late. He waits to see if he has a shot at the winnings, and then he comes up with the loot. In the worst-case situations, when someone behaves like the ORIGINAL Dave, he may not ever offer to pay until he finds out that he has won first place in the league.
Additionally, anyone who is "Daved Out" acts like a total fucking pussy. This makes them a "Total Dave."
Additionally, anyone who is "Daved Out" acts like a total fucking pussy. This makes them a "Total Dave."
Nick is going to the Usher concert like a Total Dave. Aaron totally "Daved Out" and didn't pay Mike for the March Madness Fantasy League.
by NotAJen10 September 30, 2010

A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.
Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"
Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
by eBay_is_awesome November 10, 2010
