a type of marijuana that supposedly exists but obviously doesn't because the person telling you about it is the shadiest motherfucker alive. Name taken from Carbondale, IL where the phrase was invented.
hey man you want some carbondale crystal chronic? No, i don't buy drugs from crackheads.
by wolfeezy April 19, 2009
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Crystal Falls, Mi

Boring ass town,

nothing to do...and the people are stuck up and full of themselves. if you don't have the 'right last name' then good luck. you wont last long. You should LEAVE while you still have the chance.
wow, this is almost as boring as Crystal falls, Mi"
by jealous145? September 1, 2010
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Crystal Dragon Esmeradin

Crystal Dragon named Esmeradin, also known as one of the oldest role play gamers in Y!Chat. From what was told, she first logged on in 1995 and has since made several names following this particular Screen name. Her character in the chat room, apparently is one of a very small dragon race, derived from AD&D dracinomicon and has since been working out the roll able stats and attributes for the race to send to Wizards of the coast.
Crystal Dragon Esmeradin stands about seven feet tall in her dragon form, and is covered with opalescent scales that can shift at her will to refract or absorb light and filter it into a laser light burst that can burn at 350 degrees, thus leaving living tissue a pile of ashes. She has oceanic gem toned blue eyes and is very social.
by Pentelope June 28, 2007
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crystal closet

A closet so thinly obscured that it's clearer than glass. It's crystal.
That dude Bob think's he's straight, but he's got a crystal closet.
by Queerxtian December 11, 2016
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Crystal Leigh

A beautiful woman who many people are jealous of and so they unnecessarily direct hate towards her.
jess: ugh she’s not good enough for him.

chloe: stop attacking her like crystal leigh. she did nothing wrong
by kissyafi19 July 9, 2020
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