It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.
Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.
by Inok09 September 7, 2016
Get the Crunchmug. by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024
Get the Gordita Crunchmug. Man, I really gave Daniel the face crunch when he argued there was never an escalator on the first floor of the Pavilions by Maggiano's.
by The Good Side of Amy B. July 20, 2010
Get the Face Crunchmug. The Crunch Time is when there is a long project due and you need to finish it in one hour. The word can also be used as just "the Crunch" or "Crunching" in verb form. Used as a synonym to "Grind" which is for gaming. This word is for work.
Bob was procrastinating on his social studies homework, which was due in an hour. He had officially entered The Crunch Time so he could finish on time.
by Monkayman April 8, 2021
Get the The Crunch Timemug. 
So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...
by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018
Get the Crunching one offmug. by GAZER GAZER SO October 1, 2019
Get the Crunchmug.